My money is on the squirrels—they see everything from the trees and they’ve got way too much nervous energy. Never mind their hoarding abilities! It’s just Nuts!!! Just sayin’…

Today was a full morning of running around. We shopped at Sam’s Club and as usual spent too much money. We picked up Sam’s Club, Kay’s Jewelry, Walgreens, Britcare, and a brief visit to schedule our primary care physician’s appointments. Lunch was picked up at from Dairy Queen. We missed the gravy and steak fingers.

A traveler stops at a quiet country store and notices a dog playing chess with the owner.”That’s an amazingly smart dog!” the traveler says. The store owner shrugs. “He’s not that smart. I’ve beaten him three out of four games.”